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Joke of the Day
"What was the burglar doing in Wayne Manor? He was Robin."
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"What do you call a masturbation session that ensued while doing maths? Numberwank."
"I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. - Mitch Hedberg"
"Breaking Bad is my favorite documentary about what it takes to be an entrepreneur while balancing family life."
"Just saw a fat woman lick icing off of her sleeve so that is the last time I eat in front of a mirror."
"What do Jewish kids say to their Christian friends at Christmas? Sorry we killed your saviour, can we play with his new toys."
"What do you call someone who masturbates on a plane? A highjacker"
"When everyone is sharing the jokes of the day on Facebook but... You already reddit"
"What's the only thing in Australia that won't kill you? Old Age"
"Logarithms... are musical, because they're all about that base."