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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense"

"What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication? Urine trouble!"

"I had an asthma attack while walking to work today... Even I didn't believe it when 3 asthmatics jumped out of a bush and started hitting me."

"What's the difference between sex and a corporation? In sex the person on top does most of the work."

"3 Muslims walk into an airport and a metro station in Brussels, what happens? 216 virgins."

"What's the difference between a freezer and a faget? When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart"

"What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian bale."

"what's the main difference between r.kelly and your average redditor? there are some things r.kelly can't piss all over."

"There's a new hair salon opening in Mordor! Appointment only, no walk-ins."

"People cry about homeless dogs... Yet it's free to adogt them and no one dogs..."