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Joke of the Day

"People cry about homeless dogs... Yet it's free to adogt them and no one dogs..."

"Just thinking. How many MILF'S are now GrandMILF's?"

"RT if you are my car keys and I can't find you"

"Knock knock. Who's there? Mom & Dad. Mom & Dad who? Exactly. -Cool way to tell your son he's adopted."

"What type of memory card is always laughing? The XD card."

"What does a Stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work? She drops him off at band practice."

"My love is like a candle... Because if you forget about me I will burn your fucking house to the ground."

"People with FB statuses like, ""I'm so angry right now"", then when someone says, ""What's up?"" they reply, ""I'll text you."" WHAT ABOUT US?"

"A ghost couple were arguing... ""I don't believe a single word you tell me,"" the ghost girlfriend said to her ghost boyfriend, ""I can see right through you!"""

"How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire."