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Joke of the Day

"There's a new hair salon opening in Mordor! Appointment only, no walk-ins."

"Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ? They got jellygated !"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because of type advantage"

"Bush, Trump, Sanders, and Clinton walk into a plane............... Ouch..."

"Back seat drivers are all the same.. ""Why we going into the woods?"" ""Let me out"""

"Sexual predators are never funny Unless Lena Dunham writes about being one."

"Did you know Donald Trump has a different hairpiece for each occasion? He even has toupe for sex."

"I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me. She told me she was at the mall with her friend Carrie. Thing is, Carrie was sleeping right next to me!"

"i don't know why people think women are weak... well hell pots and pans are heavy"

"Why shouldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman."