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Joke of the Day
"3 Muslims walk into an airport and a metro station in Brussels, what happens? 216 virgins."
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"Some girls on Facebook are cute until their 30-day photoshop trial expires."
"How do you piss off the rich and the poor in two words? Bernie Sanders. Clause: I support the guy."
"Whenever I'm naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on."
"""Man of Steel"" is about a boy learning how to control his alien body. It is a two and a half hour allegory about puberty."
"Dark comedy is like food Not everyone gets it."
"What's do call a masrbating cow? Beef stroganoff..."
"What did pirate say when he turned 80? AYE MATEY"
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"What's an Australian Kiss? A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*"