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Joke of the Day
"What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication? Urine trouble!"
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"For this Valentines day, I'll be inundated. Oops. I mean I'll be in, undated."
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"BOSS: Don't just stand there. ME: Bust a move? BOSS: What? ME: Nothing, I'll go make some copies."
"It's with great tragedy that I report my blonde next door neighbour tried to kill her toy poodle. She tried putting batteries in it."
"You're not a mistake. Mistakes can be fixed. You're hopeless."
"Polish joke What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."
"If you get raped... Then at least you know there is someone in the world who wants you."
"When I heard that Dr. Heimlich died at age 96... I got all choked up."
"What happens after Amy Chua? Amy Swallowa."