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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian bale."
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"Johnny Depp could lose 250 hands of strip poker in a row and wouldn't even have all his thumb rings off yet."
"How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them"
"There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and nine other types of people."
"What's the difference between an Iraqi middle school and a terrorist training camp? Fuck if I know, I just fly the drone."
"A gay man walked up behind me at the bar He asked to push in my stool"
"*Drives by train wreck* Train wreck:""I have a boyfriend."""
"I think gallows humor is gaining popularity. Then again, I wouldn't know. I'm always out of the loop."
"Whos the coolest guy in hospital? The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy"
"Next on *Will it Blend?* Marijuana! ***Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*** *opens lid* ""Ahh, you can *definitely* breathe this."""