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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a freezer and a faget? When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart"

"Did you hear about the Power Plant that was bad for the environment all year? He got coal for Christmas."

"If you factor in Trumps ancestry, his policies make perfect sense. The German side says ""Build a wall!"" The Scottish side says ""Well im not paying for it!"""

"Guy walks into a bar... So, this guy walks into a bar with 2 Bananas in his ears. Bartender says ""Hey buddy, whats up with the Bananas?"" Guy says ""What?"""

"I hate when I'm in line for the bathroom and someone asks if I'm in line, like I look like a dude who just waits outside of bathrooms."

"Heck. Where you're darned to if you don't believe in Gosh."

"Imagine a world not only without sex but where there is the constant threat that a stork will just drop a fucking baby off at your house."

"Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan? Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest."

"If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders who supported Atlas ? His wife !"

"I would love to buy a Harley Davidson motorcycle... But I can't afford all the shirts."