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Joke of the Day

"what's the main difference between r.kelly and your average redditor? there are some things r.kelly can't piss all over."

"How does NASA organize parties? First they planet then the stars comet."

"Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable"

"what is green and has wheels? A frog, I lied about the wheels."

"I was worried my circle jerk wouldn't go as planned... but in the end everyone came together."

"ELF: Santa one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen."

"Look at your disgusting balls. That's LITERALLY exactly what Jesus wants them to look like. #Bible"

"What did the cheeseburger name her daughter? Patty."

"What do you call a German who cringes a lot? Vince"

"What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase? A branch manager."