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Joke of the Day
"have you ever had Ethiopian food? neither have they!"
Next Joke
"So many good jokes on twitter today. Comparatively few reliable strategies for achieving eternal life."
"That awkward moment when a person says they need their beauty sleep when what they really need is plastic surgery."
"This girl came up to me and asked if I remembered her from the vegetarian club... but I don't think I'd seen herbivore."
"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison"
"What can't I find on the internet? My keys"
"My car dealer will subtract the number of upvotes from my purchase price. When I spend more than $100 000"
"If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost."
"Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, you take 5 shots."
"The only thing better than living a mundane, boring life is writing about it on the internet."