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Joke of the Day

"Imagine if people referenced the Beach Boys more often! Wouldn't it be nice?"

"I want the job where you push scared skydivers off the plane."

"What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze? Cashew"

"I was very upset at the funeral the other day. I started wailing and moaning and banging on the coffin In the end they opened it and let me out."

"What does Hitler say when he's impressed? That's Totalatarily Awesome"

"Remember when OJ Simpson was found innocent and all of us white people hit the street looting and damaging property?! Oh, that's right, we didn't..."

"If there isn't a Chinese millionaire called 'Cha Ching' I will be so disappointed."

"Tomorrow: The best labor saving device of today."

"What did one Pencil say to the other ? Your looking Sharp!"

"I have the opposite of a photographic memory i have a potatographic memory."