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Joke of the Day
"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison"
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"Great Russian Joke What's the difference between a shark and Vladimir Putin? The shark kills to eat, while Putin kills to ""AAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!"" ""Thump"" ...silence..."
"I used to go out with a Welsh girl who had 36DDs. I had no idea how to pronounce her name."
"[1st day as a paramedic] me: can you point to where it hurts cyclist: [points at his severed leg at the other side of the road]"
"Seems like the most reliable way to get rid of some people is just to lend them money....))"
"What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave? Smells fishy"
"I bet my church never imagined it was even possible to twerk to Amazing Grace."
"Today has been approved by both my middle fingers."
"I decorate for Halloween by opening my bedroom curtains as I walk around naked. Pretty scary stuff for my neighbors."
"A jewish girl asks her dad for $50... ""$40? What on earth do you need $30 for?"""