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Joke of the Day

"So many good jokes on twitter today. Comparatively few reliable strategies for achieving eternal life."

"What did the clock do when it was hungry? Went back 4 seconds"

"An Irish elocution lesson Say the following words together quickly: Whale. Oil. Beef. Hooked."

"I found Jesus last week... My garden has never looked nicer."

"Annoying couples on social media What is an annoying couple's favorite sport? Bae-sball"

"In response to the ""How do you starve a black person"" joke. I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free, you racist son-of-a-bitch!"

"My neighbor's 13-month old only has four teeth. She's way too young to being doing that much meth."

"How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event."

"What did the astronaut say to the other when he pressed the wrong button? I apollo-gize."

"I hate it when I'm trying to take a selfie and somebody calls my camera."