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Joke of the Day

"So many good jokes on twitter today. Comparatively few reliable strategies for achieving eternal life."

"Speak English, kiss French, drive German, dress Italian, spend Arab, party Caribbean."

"What kind of music did Jesus hate? Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails."

"For some reason, I'm not in The Guinness Book of Records. Even though I was *definitely* the first person ever to touch my penis."

"The worst thing about having tourettes... People are always expecting you to say something funny."

"Me [31M] and my wife [28F] are having issues with our different needs with sex. We're trying to work out the kinks."

"My Favourite Sweets by Annie Seedball"

"A day with no sunshine is like..... night"

"when I was little, I drugged the milk to catch Santa. Next morning I found my dad passed out on the stairs. Well played Santa.."

"My staircase was getting a lot of buzz, then it blew up It's gone spiral"