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Joke of the Day
"The only thing better than living a mundane, boring life is writing about it on the internet."
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"Who doesn't like lincoln logs john wilkes blocks"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but no one knows how they got in there."
"What does the weather do when Hitler's around? It heils."
"its ok to feel weird in the grocery store. you are surrounded by stuff that is going to move through strangers bodies"
"I wonder if Scarlett Johansson ever fantasizes about fat comic book nerds, or is that just a one-way street?"
"that awkward moment when a friend is complaining about their spouse, but you start to identify with the spouse"
"What do you call the yellow ones? -Yellow labs. And the black ones? -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison."
"Why did Mary fall off the swing?... ... Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there?) Well, it ain't Mary."
"The star singer of Gangnam Style should invent his own style of fashion/furnishing... He could call it **PSY Chic** ..He *knows* you'd like it."