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Joke of the Day
"What can't I find on the internet? My keys"
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"""Hi. I'm beautiful and love football and snuggling. Sucks about your broken wiener."" -Viagra commercials"
"Sandpaper I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. Gosh, I only intended to rough him up a bit."
"Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines? Because they had a point"
"So it turns out the son of a preacherman just had really long arms"
"My uncle is a toilet inspector. He's seen some shit."
"It's funny how you think it's your cat leaving all those dead birds on your doorstep."
"Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it."
"Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector."
"Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok"