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Joke of the Day

"A photon checks into a hotel... And the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies, ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"What is the purpose of war? ""God created War so that Americans would learn Geography"" - Mark Twain"

"Billy Connolly Tells Just About the Funniest Story Ever"

"tomorrow is national microphone day... check 12/12/12"

"If you're upset about seeing a middle finger on TV, you're going to sh!t yourself when you see everything else going on in the world."

"Philip Seymour Hoffman use to be my favorite actor... But now he's dead to me."

"Oil If: Peanut oil is made from peanuts. Olive oil is made from olives. Corn oil is made from corn. Then: What is baby oil made from?"

"Why did the Mexican take xanax? Hispanic attacks."

"But Honey, if I stop eating this third bowl of Cap'n Crunch just because the roof of my mouth is bleeding, then the terrorists have won."

"If iron man is a superhero what's iron woman? a command"