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Joke of the Day

"A photon checks into a hotel... And the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies, ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"Did you hear about the clarinet player who left her clarinet in the backseat of her unlocked car? When she got back, there were 14 more."

"How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them."

"Beverly Hills Gangsta I'm new to Reddit, this if my first post. A comedy and humorous take on Beverly Hills life style with ghetto way of thinking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ljKtOGhAg0"

"I was craving some Indian food yesterday... ...So I went and got subway."

"What are the most common 3 words used all around the world? Made in China."

"Why did the Mexican food go to counseling? He wanted to taco bout his problems"

"What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck? A firequacker."

"My First reddit Joke: Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store? Because he was looking for a tight seal!"

"What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day? SINGLE."