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Joke of the Day

"My First reddit Joke: Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store? Because he was looking for a tight seal!"

"i always carry a condom in my wallet incase i can't finish my corndog"

"What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard? Cold."

"People who try to test my patience don't realize it's an exam I don't plan on passing."

"What is green and if you press a button its red? A frog in a mixer."

"I just got back from my best friend's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service."

"My bank account has 7 figures but 6 of them are to the right of the decimal point."

"There once was a man named Dave. He kept a dead whore in a cave. He said ""what the hell, You get used to the smell, And think of the money you save!"""

"Peterpan Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old."

"What do you call someone with brown hair and a red beard? ""Chin""ger"