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Joke of the Day

"Beverly Hills Gangsta I'm new to Reddit, this if my first post. A comedy and humorous take on Beverly Hills life style with ghetto way of thinking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ljKtOGhAg0"

"Did you hear about when Sting got a new mobile phone? He sent out an SMS to the world."

"A leper walks up to a hooker and says ""keep the tip."""

"LPT: To clean all your clothes on laundry day Do laundry naked"

"I like my coffee like an excellent slave Black!"

"Wanna know why reddit sucks?"

"What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it."

"What do you call six gay people at an amusement park? Six Fags"

"The anti pick-up line. ""Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? [pause while smiling] Because it looks like you landed on your face"" I'd love to hear some of yours."

"Ziiipppp, zip, zip, zip, ziiiipppp! *Me, dramatically ending a marital spat during a camping trip"