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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the clarinet player who left her clarinet in the backseat of her unlocked car? When she got back, there were 14 more."

"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? a tire"

"Why couldn't the man marry the melon? It was a cantaloupe."

"I go to strip clubs for the music."

"Hardcore I've just changed my first nappy. My wife doesn't like me wearing them but since I bought Call of Duty it means I get more game time."

"How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it."

"Yo mamma so fat.. That she drowns in the dead sea!"

"recruiter: u should join the army octopus: buddy I'm army enough as it is"

"Fun Fact: If you lie down in an aisle at Walmart for a couple hours, they will tag you and put you in a clearance bin."

"What's so good about living in Switzerland? Not sure but the flag's a big plus."