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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Mexican food go to counseling? He wanted to taco bout his problems"

"What do you call a pig that votes? Polled pork."

"What did Watson tell his friend when he was constipated? No shit Sherlock..."

"What's the Shah's favorite band? Iran Maiden"

"The bouncer was kicking me out & I put up my finger for him 2 wait,while I chugged the rest of my drink.All he could say was: Are U serious?"

"The first question aliens will ask our leaders is why that peanut is wearing a top hat and monocle."

"What do you call a gay Asian guy? Rice-a-Roni"

"A Jewish dilemma? Free ham"

"The Rainforest Cafe isn't realistic enough for me. Part of the restaurant should burn down by the time you finish your meal."

"I can turn wine into a one night stand. Your move Jesus."