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Joke of the Day
"I was craving some Indian food yesterday... ...So I went and got subway."
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"how do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? You take away their tiny brooms."
"Wanna hear something gross about USA? $18.124 trillion"
"Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing? Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer."
"Imagine us waiting for 2017 but out comes 2016S"
"lqod lu lls I lsn o u ppo I Read it upside down"
"What does a hooker get from Santa? 50 bucks"
"If a cougar is a woman who likes younger boys... then a man who likes younger boys must be a Nittany lion!"
"Playing Counter-Strike at an Airport in Belgium ""Terrorists win."""
"What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer? It was a bit buggy."