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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a weatherman and a well-hung dick doctor? One's a meteorologist and the other's a meaty urologist."

"A Chicken and an Egg are laying in bed together. The chicken takes an unsatisfied drag on her cigarette and says ""Well. I guess we answered that question."""

"""What happened to the Arm & Hammer Deodorant car? He was just on the track a minute ago."" ""Oh, him? He had to make a pit stop."""

"There's an apartment building in my neighborhood that's full of guys who think they're Jesus It's a Messiah Complex"

"How do you pay a quiz master? with finances."

"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the same side"

"Why did we use guns in world war 2 against the Germans? We could've used Frebreze, it kills 99.99% of germs anyways."

"What's a junkie's favorite videogame? Need for Speed."

"How the hell did Charles Manson get like 16 people to murder for him? I can't even get two kids to brush their teeth."

"What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it? A moot ant"