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Joke of the Day
"How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them."
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"What's the difference between Reddit's CEO and Hitler? There's no ""L"" in Pao."
"Feminist are like sleeper agents Both have trigger words."
"Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund? He wanted a dog they could all pet at once."
"You know what a Freudian slip is? It's where you say one thing and fuck your mother."
"""Hey does it smell like I took a shit?"" ah, sulfur so good."
"How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? The hot dogs taste like ass."
"A fun thing to do is take a group picture at a party. Then leave & print it at Walgreens. Buy a frame & place it on the mantel at the party."
"The people in horror movies would live a lot longer if they listened to me in the audience."
"My dog got into a bag of baking soda this morning ...and now she's a basic bitch"