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Joke of the Day

"How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them."

"What's Asian on top and black on bottom? IQ distribution graph"

"Should I buy a pizza? Heads I do, tales I ignore the coin."

"I always think of doing things for charity. Then, I get back from making a sandwich and I see there are 43 new tweets. Sorry, starving kids!"

"You really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can't reach it anyways."

"Come here you greedy wretch. I'll teach you to eat all your sister's birthday chocs. It's all right Dad I know how !"

"I like pressing f5. It's so refreshing."

"Drugs are bad...when they wear off."

"Is cakeday. Comment with best Latvian joke. Make laugh. Is good distract from malnourish."

"They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result. This is my 56th time posting this joke."