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Joke of the Day

"Its snowing really hard... It is really hard to see anyone in the outside world. I guess you could say I'm Snowden."

"One fist-bump from a cool black dude is worth 5 years of my parents loving me."

"I don't get it Friend: ""1980's called, they want their music back"" Me: ""The mirror called, they want their joke back"" Friend: ""I don't get it"""

"What are the 3 stages of sex after marriage? Tri-weekly Try Weekly and Try Weakly"

"Save your suggestions for the Krispy Kreme complaint box you retarded blob of cellulite."

"If simply wrinkling my nose at your smell is politer than spraying you head to foot with Febreze then so be it. Not happy but so be it."

"I'm bad at Math. The equation 2n+2n is 4n to me."

"Jared should be okay in prison He is used to 6 inches."

"I think police forgot which organized group of white dudes with shaved heads they are."

"Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter? It only allows 140 characters"