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Joke of the Day
"Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter? It only allows 140 characters"
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"JOB INTERVIEWER: it says here ur a postmodern deconstructivist...? ME: did ur parents realy name u 'Job'? especialy with a last name like urs?"
"What was so great about being a black jew? They already thought you were burnt"
"Did you guys hear about the kid getting arrested for bringing a clock to school? Sources say that the teachers were alarmed."
"What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay? Putin! Putin!"
"Note to self: I am a note"
"How do you get four gay guys on a barstool? Turn it upside-down."
"Trump got a sandwich named after him at his favorite deli. Commander in Cheese Meltdown. They put it on the kid's menu."
"I was gonna make a gay joke... But Fuck that"
"A black mom has 5 kids Their names are Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How does she tell them apart? By their last names"