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Joke of the Day
"What are the 3 stages of sex after marriage? Tri-weekly Try Weekly and Try Weakly"
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"Divorce. When being wrong every day for being alive isn't working for you."
"Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? Works pretty well, doesn't it?"
"""We never talk anymore."" ""I know. It's amazing!"""
"What is the definition of confusion? Father's day in Harlem"
"Artistic people of Reddit, what is being artistic really like? And can I get fries with that?"
"Tried to type hustlin', iPhone corrected to hustling'. I don't need to see the casing to know that I've got the white iPhone."
"Knock knock... Knock knock. Who's there? r/news. r/news who? [deleted]"
"Hey other men: I'm tweeting this from your mom's phone. The implication being that she's sexually promiscuous: a big insult in our culture."
"Q: What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship? A: Let's get on the ship, men!"