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Joke of the Day
"What are the 3 stages of sex after marriage? Tri-weekly Try Weekly and Try Weakly"
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"Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics? Walking."
"Q: Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? A: Neither have they!"
"How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?"
"[first date] I'm sorry, I fiddle when I get nervous ""That's okay"" Yeah.... *jams out epic fiddle solo for the rest of the date*"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face"
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in you ass."
"Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? Incase he gets a hole in one"
"Donald Trump should start preparing for next season of Dancing With The Stars."
"Cat Negotiator: Ok, so we'll shit in a box in your house and you will clean it up Humans: And you will be a loyal friend Cat: hahahaha sure"