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Joke of the Day
"Save your suggestions for the Krispy Kreme complaint box you retarded blob of cellulite."
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"Most things in life aren't free. HOWEVER if you run fast enough, they are."
"Two guys are walking down the street when they see a dog licking its own nuts... First guy says, ""I wish I could do that"" The other replies, ""you should try petting him first"""
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that."
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