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Joke of the Day
"I'm bad at Math. The equation 2n+2n is 4n to me."
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"What did one transition metal say to the other? Cu later!"
"Weather Channel I taped a Weather Channel logo on our living room window. It's like having an extra TV."
"What did Anakin see when he walked in on his master unannounced? Obi wankin' Obi"
"""When in doubt, puke up some clear, sticky fluid."" -Cats"
"Wife: We're not talking over the radio. This relationship is over. Husband: This relationship is what? Over."
"One of my terrorist friends decided to bomb our only good coffee machine in all of Yemen... Pissed as hell, he said he hates french press"
"How do you keep a man in suspense?"
"If you're a necrophiliac... is it called wallpapering the coffin?"
"I never got why people liked sitting home without pants so much until I was without a job for a week. Now I don't get why people have jobs."