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Joke of the Day

"I don't get it Friend: ""1980's called, they want their music back"" Me: ""The mirror called, they want their joke back"" Friend: ""I don't get it"""

"I got stung by an applebee and now I'm going into bananaphylactic shock."

"Everyone, stop with the Jell-O jokes. They're off-pudding."

"How do you separate two blind people fighting? You just simply shout: ""I'm supporting the one with the knife!"""

"Some call me an alcoholic, But I call myself an antisocial drinker"

"What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?"

"What do you get when you cross... an insomniac, a dyslectic, and an agnostic... A: someone whos stays up at night wondering if there's dog"

"Dark chocolate tastes like chocolate that started doing CrossFit."

" . The joke does not translate."

"What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'? I've been flamed!"