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Joke of the Day

"2 nazis walk into a bar"

"Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple? Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)"

"What did the knife say to the pretty lady? Nothing, she knew what was coming..."

"The greatest trick the devil ever played was offering a buy one get one free sale one day after you already purchased two at regular price."

"What did one testicle ask the other testicle? Why do we have to hang? Dick did the shooting!"

"I'm into perpendicular lines. I'm a bisectual"

"In my pocket is a computer far more powerful than the one that took Apollo11 to the Moon. I use it to photograph food & fling birds at pigs."

"Q: Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator? A: He didn't want to see the salad dressing."

"Whenever I have a panic attack, I put a brown paper bag over my mouth...and drink all the vodka inside. It seems to help"

"I'm doing well on my New Years resolution to lose 10 pounds I only have 15 more to go."