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Joke of the Day

"In my pocket is a computer far more powerful than the one that took Apollo11 to the Moon. I use it to photograph food & fling birds at pigs."

"What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common? They are both very pedantic"

"Could you guys not make jokes about the holocaust here? My grandfather died in the holocaust, and it's really offending me. He fell out of one of the guard towers at Auschwitz"

"Your mama so fat that NASA thought they found a new planet Dad stop it."

"How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years? Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!"

"Food is like dark humor not every one gets it."

"Did you hear about Ken M.? He was a master baiter, but they told him to beat it."

"What kind of genie only grants wishes to men? A misogenie."

"I can't face my checkbook so I check my Facebook."

"What do you call a fish without eyes? A FSSSSSHHHH"