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Joke of the Day

"What did one testicle ask the other testicle? Why do we have to hang? Dick did the shooting!"

"All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen . Police have nothing to go on."

"What did the blondes mom say to her before leaving for a night out? If you're not in bed by one come home."

"ten years ago we had Jason Shoes, Carl Shirt and Daniel Problem. now we have no shoes no shirt no problem welcom to dennys what can i get u"

"My Problem Is Making Puns People call my jokes Punfunny. See I told you!"

"Why does the KKK like christmas? Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees."

"What do you call it when you give a downy kid weed? Baked potato."

"How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them? They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs."

"Why does the disinterested Italian man have perfect skin? Because he's aloof-a"

"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care"