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Joke of the Day
"What did one testicle ask the other testicle? Why do we have to hang? Dick did the shooting!"
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"In the library: ""Excuse me, where are the books about paranoia?"" ""They are... right behind you."""
"""im a growing boy"" i announce loudly as i push my way to the front of the buffet line at golden corral"
"What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results? A weapons designer for the First Order."
"The C in Closed is open... but the O in Open is closed"
"i think it's ironic that #youdonthavealife is trending on a social networking site."
"""I made six figures last year."" - Extremely lazy G.I. Joe employee."
"Double cheeseburgers don't make you fat, eating them does."
"Whats the difference between a fridge and a vagina? A fridge doesn't fart when you get the meat out."
"[boarding plane with really old pilot] ""think his heart will hold out? lol"" attendent: excuse me, sir? ""depart out, what time do we leave?"""