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Joke of the Day
"What did the knife say to the pretty lady? Nothing, she knew what was coming..."
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"Helium Walks into a bar and orders a beer the bartender says sorry we don,t server noble gases here He Doesnt React"
"Noah: A boat? God: Yes. Noah: Two of every animal? God: Yes. Noah: I have a better idea. God: What. Noah: Maybe don't kill everyone."
"Dad, what is a cross-dresser? Ask your mother, he knows."
"If I ever start a team, I'm going to name it ""Each Other Off""...That way when we loose a game, the other players will have to tell people they ""beat each other off last night""!!!"
"Hero's don't wear capes, they wear dog tags."
"My girlfriend's been listening to a lot of books on tape lately. She's going to get very good at measuring, wrapping and recording things."
"a man goes to a library and asks for a book on suicide......... Librarian stares at him for a while, then asks: Who's gonna bring it back ?"
"""Dad, are you afraid of ghosts?"" ""Only when I think of all the people who've died & how they must have us seriously outnumbered...G'night!"""
"Dad Joke: People said the USA would have a black president when pigs fly. Swine Flu."