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Joke of the Day
"Why does the indian rain dance always work? Becuase they keep dancing until it works."
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"Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing? Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer."
"Sport Fishermen Are all about that bass"
"Boy: Dad Dad come out. My sister's fighting this ten foot gargoyle with three heads. Dad: No I'm not coming out. She's going to have to learn to look after herself."
"Me: My room is in shambles. Where do I start cleaning!? *5mins later* Me: I need a new room."
"Did you hear Kim Jong Un banned sarcasm? Woops, thought this was r/News"
"I guess my least favorite author is probably Hitler"
"How do you call a USB stick in Russia? A put-in"
"did you hear that Frosty broke up with his girlfriend? i understand....he says she's frigid....."
"Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights? Because he was soda-pressing"