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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I have a panic attack, I put a brown paper bag over my mouth...and drink all the vodka inside. It seems to help"

"*Pets a blob in the dark to see if its my cat* *I'm still not sure*"

"Gay horses What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!"

"My girlfriend asked if I was Happy to be fair, she always gets us dwarves confused"

"The last person to enter parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes."

"Be careful when you ROFL! I once heard a joke in a scissor factory... It left me in stitches."

"The first guy to clap was really weird ""I enjoyed this so I'm going to hit my hand with my other hand to show my appreciation"""

"Trust us: the feminine form of 'ghostbuster' is 'ghostbuster'."

"To level the playing field, online dating sites should require using the picture in your driver's license."

"What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common? Neither can achieve an election"