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Joke of the Day

"Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple? Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)"

"Why is diarrhea hereditary? It runs in your genes."

"My Jr High teacher makes me have sex with her while her husband watches, but that's not the worst part. ....I'm homeschooled."

"Dogs and house intruders What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common? They were delicious."

"The fact that crocodile ate your enemy, does not make him your friend."

"How do you greet a racist murderer? Good morning officer ."

"A small bird flew right onto the side of my butt while I was running today I was wrong, there are chicks out there that find me to be their type."

"Voting was a lot more fun in the days when you got 4 snapshots for a dollar in the booth."

"Typing ""I hate Reddit"" brings up the following sub-Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplehate/"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he's not coming."