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Joke of the Day
"I'm into perpendicular lines. I'm a bisectual"
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"What do you call a black guy having sex? RAPE"
"*doctor lifts sheet so wife can identify the body* why is he smiling? ""the last thing he heard was that his blood pressure was 69 over 69"""
"Where do boats go when they're sick? The Doc"
"""Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals!"" Hitler: ""Mine fewer then"" Reddit: ""I did **not see** that coming"" EDIT: Shit, I didn't get that Reich at all"
"Last night I thought I heard the spring onions singing Bee Gees songs in my fridge. When I opened the door I realised it was just the chives talking."
"Why did a man eat a clock? He wanted to pass some time."
"Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Liner!"
"For some reason I always cry during sex. I'm starting to think it might be the pepper spray."
"Seriously. Once you learn how it reaches your dinner plate, you'll never want to eat human flesh again."