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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriends father wont let us sleep together when I stay over Which is a shame because he's a very attractive man."

"How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..? Just Juan."

"What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says? Hi dad!"

"Asked my friend from North Korea how has life been going? He said he couldn't complain.."

"Why can't horses fix merry go rounds? They'd be terrified"

"Instead of a happy ending the masseuse gave me an indie movie ending. She stopped suddenly at a random point and left everything unresolved."

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the p is silent."

"if you have a dirty lift raft... does it make it a dingy dingy?"

"TRUTH: cop teaches class on drug awareness ""honestly guys... pot isn't bad for you"" *class gives standing ovation* *cop starts breakdancing*"