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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!"

"What did the robber with an errection say? This is a stick-up."

"Traveling through Italy I spent hundreds of Euros on pasta. (Pun) It was worth every Penne."

"I've realized that women don't necessarily care what I have to say, they just want to hear what they have to say repeated in a deeper voice."

"People in Arab nations are still wondering what all the western world hub bub about hump day and camel toe is about."

"How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert? During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes."

"Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident."

"I like to think the automatic soap dispenser is just really happy to see me."

"Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never paid to see a lentil."