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Joke of the Day
"Asked my friend from North Korea how has life been going? He said he couldn't complain.."
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"Canadians are more polite when they are being rude than Americans are when they are being friendly."
"Did you hear about the competition for the world's best Tie? There was no clear winner."
"My wife said I was bad in bed so I banged her on the coffee table. Location. Location. Location."
"To be a good dentist... ...you must think laterally and incisively."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus."
"Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast? In France, one egg is un oeuf"
"I think I just invented four new yoga poses trying to get a chocolate chip that I dropped under the table."
"Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border."
"What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!"