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Joke of the Day
"how do you drown a blonde? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool"
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"How much does a Human shield cost? One life"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? Accounting for the toxins in the skin of an unwashed potato... about 457"
"A 9 year old patient in the hospital i work at had to have his leg amputated. He asked the doctor ""will my leg ever grow back?"" The Doctor replied ""sorry Johnny, you only limb once"""
"What does NASCAR really stand for? Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks"
"COP: You're under arrest for owning a non-domesticated animal. ME:(looks at otter)You mean Dave? COP:...and for this weed ME: That's Dave's"
"Chimps Broke Out of Ferguson Zoo Apparently they're starting fires across town."
"Regarding today's semi-final: What is the difference between Brazil and a brassiere? One is full of boobs, while the other is a piece of clothing."
"""Daddy,"" a little girl asked her father, ""do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "" ""No, sweetheart,"" he answered. ""Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"""
"if you want a woman to settle down with you be a cat"