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Joke of the Day

"TRUTH: cop teaches class on drug awareness ""honestly guys... pot isn't bad for you"" *class gives standing ovation* *cop starts breakdancing*"

"What do you call a gay herbal doctor? A homeosexual."

"My family branded me as a failure, then I invented an invisibility cloak. If only they could see me now..."

"Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency? The SWAT team"

"I've got butterflies in my stomach... That's the last time I eat a cocoon."

"Halfway through V for Vendetta... ...still waiting for Natalie Portman to evolve into Vaporeon."

"Who should have played Bilbo? Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings? Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard."

"accidentally just walked halfway into a hug intended for someone else on the sidewalk maybe can't leave house ever again"

"I remember your face, and I even remember what we talked about, but what the hell was your name again?!"

"How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Sorry, your Quest to whore karma is currently unavailable. Please try again later."