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Joke of the Day
"What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says? Hi dad!"
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"I referred to someone as a ""whore"" then apologized....I knew no one would ever pay for that, even if she hung herself on the clearance rack."
"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse."
"It makes me sad that in this age of computers and video games, my children will never understand what it's like to be raised by television."
"It's decided. If I have 3 kids they're getting named ""Bed"" ""Bath"" and ""Beyonce."""
"[NSFW] What do you get when turn three blondes upside down? Two brunettes and a red-head."
"Say goodbye to your girlfriends cause I just bought a book on magic tricks"
"What is the most popular social media form at Hogwarts? SnapeChat"
"My work email inbox has grown so wild and unruly that everytime I open it, it plays its own 70s porn theme."
"Have you ever heard of Tupac? You probably haven't, he's pretty underground"