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Joke of the Day

"How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..? Just Juan."

"How to you make an octopus laugh? ...you give it ten tickles"

"When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around? They were very helpful during the ""Roverlutionary War!"""

"Q: Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop? A: She couldn't raise enough dough."

"at Nike advertising meeting I need a slogan for these shoes by the end of the day. I don't care how it gets done just do it..hold up a sec"

"Girl, if you got any hotter you'd be so earth-shatteringly hot the ground would split & we'd burn to death in molten lava. That would suck."

"MEL GIBSON: HE'LL ONLY HIT YOU IF YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT. THAT'S THE MEL GIBSON PROMISE."

"Basically, our plans for the satanic ritual fell through, because we couldn't agree on whose turn it was to get the goat."

"From a Friend's 10-Year-Old Daughter Why did Adelle cross the road? To say hello from the other side!"

"Hey bartender, I'll take an entendre... ...on second thought, make it a double."