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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *choke*"
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"Old high school classmate: Really? You're about to have your 4th child? Me: Are you surprised I like kids? Him: I'm surprised you had sex."
"What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos."
"At what time does Sean Connery like to watch the Williams sisters play? Tennish."
"I marched in a high school band, caught an armed robber, and sold girl scout cookies. All I was trying to do was find my car."
"Sorry, the dog stood on my keyboard and liked that Instagram photo of you from 47 weeks ago."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts!"
"My 9 day old baby keeps chanting ""put the means of production in the hands of the workers"""
"When a women dates a younger man she's called a cougar, when a man dates a younger woman he is called Defendant."
"Don't think you're immune. We're all just a whim away from singing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight."" Yes, a whim away...a whim away...a whim away."