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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos."
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"The female praying mantis devours her male within minutes of mating, whereas ... the female human stretches it out over a lifetime!"
"Jamie on FB just took a quiz to find out what type of flower she is. She's a vibrant poppy. Weird, all this time I thought she was human."
"A woman in a store was complaining vehemently about her bathroom fan. I guess she really needed to vent."
"How do Southerners get through customs so quickly? They do declare!"
"You have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball in your right hand, so what do you have? Hulk's dick in your mouth."
"*makes plans with someone* (30 seconds later) what have I done"
"What's Whitney Houstons favourite kind of co-ordination? Haaand eeeeeeyeeee"
"1.How does a elephant hide in the jungle? 2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle? 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples."
"What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye? A snooker table"