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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos."
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"www.reddit.com See Above."
"Did anyone else witness that jet crashing into the ocean? It was plane to sea."
"Like ""dollar,"" ""euro"" is not capitalized. Unlike a dollar, a euro can actually buy you something."
"There's two things I hate.... ...Racists and black people"
"Dude walks into a bar ...and drops dead from oxygen deprivation. It's a Mars bar."
"Idea for getting laid: Have a friend on the east coast write down Jeopardy answers, then invite your flame over and blow their mind."
"What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market? Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)"
"Why does skrillex suck at fishing? He always drop the bass. sorry"
"If you're asking me to choose sides, I'll always choose potato salad."