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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos."
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"Don't like tipping bathroom attendants for merely handing me a towel. Maybe if he performed a service like wiping my ass I'd consider it."
"People who process expired passports are so lazy they're always cutting corners. (Joel Dommett)"
"What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day? Cauliflowers! "
"My wife asked me where I would like to be buried....... Apparently, "" Balls deep in your sister "" wasn't the anewer she was expecting."
"What are four ways of spreading information that begins with ""tel""? Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman."
"Do your socks have holes in them? No? Well then how did you get your feet in them?"
"My grandfather died during sex. I still cry when I watch the video."
"What do you call a nation of programmers? A developing country"
"Tom DeLong has split from Blink 182... Looks like he lasted 'de long' time."