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Joke of the Day
"My 9 day old baby keeps chanting ""put the means of production in the hands of the workers"""
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"Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands I like this joke because it never grows old This joke is off the hook Sorry"
"An Irishman walks past a bar..."
"A Sikh man had to face street harassment, teasing and rude jokes about his homeland and fellow countrymen in America. Why are we so mean to Canada guys ?"
"What do you call a jihadi that owns both a goat and a donkey? Bisexual."
"As a child Moses auditioned for his school play but he didn't get the part. Ironic."
"My mum always told me it's better out than in... But my uncle always told me that it's better in than out."
"Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang So I shot him.."
"Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger? It lacked porpoise."
"I was on a date last night and the girl said my breath smells like fire. I said, ""yeah, I ate my mixtape."""