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Joke of the Day
"At what time does Sean Connery like to watch the Williams sisters play? Tennish."
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"71-yr-old Jimmy Page is dating a 25-yr-old. The age difference may seem huge now, but it won't be as big a deal when she's 28 and he's dead."
"Why is Epsilon afraid of Zeta? Because Zeta Eta Theta"
"Relationship status: using the middle stall so someone has to sit next to me."
"What do you call it when a son of Royalty fucks his sister? Prin-cest"
"I went on a tour of a soap factory last week. I forgot which one it was, but I'm sure it will Dawn on me."
"If a cow laughs, does milk come out his nose?"
"A model citizen is just like a regular citizen that doesn't eat."
"Two doe walk out of a casino... One looks at the other and says, ""I can't believe I blew 50 bucks."""
"Can Neon form a chemical bond with Indium? NeIn."