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Joke of the Day
"Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs? In Iraq."
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"Music Joke A C chord and an A chord walk into a bar. The bartender says to the C chord ""I'm sorry, I can't serve your friend; even though he's your relative, he's still a minor."""
"Her: I'm pregnant Me: WHAT? H: Just kidding M: You scared me half to death H: My mom is coming to stay with us M: *the other half dies*"
"I'm going to create a Mexican supremacist group called the ??? The que que que?"
"chemistry What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? ""HeHe"""
"What can you hunt for in the wild as well as in your wallet A couple bucks"
"How do really crazy people get through the forest? Via the psycho path."
"I told my barber that I didn't like the way he cut my hair. He said ""don't worry, it will grow on you."""
"My washing machine is racist.. It only likes whites with whites and colors w colors.."
"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."