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Joke of the Day
"Sorry, the dog stood on my keyboard and liked that Instagram photo of you from 47 weeks ago."
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"Everyone makes fun of Aquaman, but he's got it all figured out. He spends all day chilling in the water. His life is one big pool party."
"Strip search? ... OK, but I'm going to need some background music."
"Best day to propose a girl Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll."
"Facebook is a lot like ancient Egypt, people writing on walls and worshiping cats."
"Why don't we ever go 'forth and back'? To go forth and multiply is more fun."
"Trump wants to make America great again, Hilary wants to make America whole again. Together, they can make America a great hole."
"How do you piss off a white guy? Tell him he is racist."
"Tampon is the worse thing to call a woman. A stuck up cunt"
"What did one brick say to the other? Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!"